I'm Tall, Dark, and Not Ugly: Archive

Oct 31st

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AWESOME

liinen: I’M BATMAN. kinda long but hell funny

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Bosses and Bitches

 -In Class
Girl: Wow, he's a fucking nerd.
Teacher: Hey! Cut it out. He may be your boss some day!
Nerd: Highly unlikely, I don't plan on being a pimp.
Everyone: DAAAAAAMNNNN!!!

Oct 15th

Oct 14th

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Are You Free Tonight?

Guy: Hey whats your name?
Girl: Michelle
Guy: My name is Wes, and its nice to meet you
Michelle: Nice to meet you too!
Wes: So what brings you here?
Michelle: My friends wanted to come and now they are drunk over there.
Wes: Me too! haha
 (Both Laugh)
Wes: So are you free tonight? To come to my place?
Michelle: Um I can't.
Wes: Yes you can, I know you want to.
Michelle: I have a boyfriend
Wes: I have a Math Test
Michelle: What?!
Wes: Well you said you had a boyfriend, and I said I had a Math Test...
Michelle: Yeah
Wes: I just listed things we can cheat on :)

Oct 14th

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Ever since watching Doctor Who, I watch different...

iliveforthedays: And in the animated Beauty and the Beast, during the transformation the Prince shoots light out of his body. My sister has made it canon in her head that it counts as regenerative energy and that the Beast is a Time Lord. So, I think I need to stay away from the T.V. for a good week or so. Because I’m finally going crazy. Charlie

Oct 14th

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